View Full Version : I got "invited" to a funeral tomorrow!
05-08-09, 04:53 PM
This cutie is from my area and drowned yesterday in a lake.
He was 25.
He has been in a fridge for two days now.
I contacted his friends on a bulgarian board and they said, "Please come to his funeral so that we can give him our last respects"
"I am definately coming," I replied.
Jesus, I am so excited. He is having an open casket. Awesome if I could take pics, or have a few private moments with him, I want to kiss him.
Please guys wish me luck, I hope I don't fuck it up.
I will put black glasses, black shirt, black trousers...Ohhh
I love dead guys, love funerals, love morgue love everything about dead young guys.
Can't wait for tomorrow really.
I will pretend I am a long-time friend who was abroad and now has returned and learns this tragic news.
I told his friends, "He was such an awesome dude, and a good friend too. Such a tragedy".
And they returned me a message:
"We are all in shock. Please join us tomorrow. We will never forget him, he was a great person."
If my parents find out what I am up to, they will confine me to a mental institution, like eric's mom did with him.
05-08-09, 05:02 PM
Hope you do not get caught!!
Take pictures if you can, for posterity reasons :)
05-08-09, 05:19 PM
If they allow people to have a private viewing I want to kiss him and take photos.
In Bulgaria dudes are displayed in their home, in their room then taken to the cemetry.
05-08-09, 06:42 PM
good luck meaty, you might even get the chance for a quick feel up, if you are left alone.
05-08-09, 06:44 PM
Thanks Dark, I'll do my best, I promise.
05-08-09, 07:19 PM
JESUS YOU LUCKY BASTARD-
-chuckles- Seriously good luck..you will need it to not get caught.
05-08-09, 07:22 PM
I aint doing anything wrong.
Its a free country, I can go anywhere I want.
06-08-09, 01:36 AM
He is a tad skinny, but I love a dude who does not wear gloves on motorcycles.
06-08-09, 08:51 AM
Damn, its time to go. I am off for a while.
I am hard, believe it or not most people will be terribly worked up while I am hard I want to see him in a casket and take pics.
06-08-09, 05:19 PM
Ok. I am just back from his funeral. Unfortunately I fucked it up and couldn't see him.
I am so stupid. I went to early and the funeral was late. It was scheduled for 3 pm, they arrived half past three.
So I was a whole fucking hour earlier.
I sit and one but the funeral agency woman comes up and says "who are you looking for?"
"Not you," I replied and that obviously angered her.
She said, "Then what are you doing here?"
I left and hit behind a tree and took this lame pics.
Sorry guys, I am a total failure.
1. Undertakers were digging his grave an hour prior to funeral.
2. Hearse with corpse arrives half an our later than shceduled.
3. Dude was a biker so all his friends arrived with their motorbikes.
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Funeral takes place but I couldn't take any photo of the casket.
This is the pond where the stupid fucker drowned. Its just near the graveyard!
07-08-09, 12:44 AM
Eh...shit that sucks, Meaty
Hope you get another chance not to fuck up.
09-08-09, 03:52 AM
It is still kinda hot. Bikes look a little older in general, but still great. I would take some of the squid soup from the pond if I were you.
09-08-09, 11:47 PM
LOOOOOOOl whats is this shit? You are so stupied Meatpie. You are pussy. Look what im doing for a good shit in a public. YOU ARE PUSSY.
09-08-09, 11:54 PM
Look this shit.
10-08-09, 11:14 AM
You are doing nothing, I want funeral pics.
Go to a funeral and take pics of a dead guy, then we can talk.
10-08-09, 09:58 PM
Meaty Pies has a point..
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