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Darkside
02-08-09, 09:28 PM
Some people realy piss me off. I had just finished washing my car and was going back to my house when I heard a loud bang, the guy who lives across the road from me (he is 23 , skinny and ugly as fuck ) had come out with a foot ball and had hit and dented the side of my car, when i told him he would pay for the damage , he got lippy and told me to go fuck myself(wrong thing to say)
so i punched him in the face and kicked him in the bollocks, he went running back off to his house , i'm sure he was crying (what a pussy) he lives with his parents so as expected his father came out shouting and swearing (his dad is the same age as me , but a big fat fucker with no idea how to fight) to cut a long story short, I ended up breaking his nose and spending most of the afternoon in the police station being charged with assault (that will be anothe 60 pound fine - but money well spent) anyway tomorro should be fun because the father leaves for work at the same time as me and we live at the top of a very steep hill with a river at the bottom, i hope he has a towel with him because i really dont think the brakes on his car are going to work too well in the morrning.
They should know by now not to fuck me off ... bad things happen to those who do.
Imagine if the fat fucker dies , then I might not have to pay the fine. lets hope so.

roadkill
02-08-09, 10:26 PM
Do you know how to play the bag pipes??

That might piss them off.

dogfood
02-08-09, 11:24 PM
lol sounded like fun.

Why was he throwing a football in that direction? Did he hit your car on purpose?

Little.Boy.Rot
03-08-09, 01:41 AM
hah! Murdeer is hilarous

BlackWorld
03-08-09, 04:14 AM
I kind of enjoyed your story, but it might not be nice if he gets killed...

Little.Boy.Rot
03-08-09, 04:32 AM
I agree with Blackworld

Darkside
03-08-09, 04:49 PM
Cany play bagpipes wish I could, (I am very good at blowing other things ... lol. )
I saw his car when I got home from work tonight, his bumper is squashed flat, one head light is broken and bonnet is dented, so I guess he must have run in to something, what a pity fat fucker didn't die.

Entilzha
03-08-09, 05:39 PM
You would make a lovely neighbour Dark :D

As long as I keep on yer GOOD side :D

Little.Boy.Rot
03-08-09, 05:54 PM
Heh Darkside you ar utterly amazing!

Meatpie
03-08-09, 06:19 PM
Some people realy piss me off. I had just finished washing my car and was going back to my house when I heard a loud bang, the guy who lives across the road from me (he is 23 , skinny and ugly as fuck ) had come out with a foot ball and had hit and dented the side of my car, when i told him he would pay for the damage , he got lippy and told me to go fuck myself(wrong thing to say)
so i punched him in the face and kicked him in the bollocks, he went running back off to his house , i'm sure he was crying (what a pussy) he lives with his parents so as expected his father came out shouting and swearing (his dad is the same age as me , but a big fat fucker with no idea how to fight) to cut a long story short, I ended up breaking his nose and spending most of the afternoon in the police station being charged with assault (that will be anothe 60 pound fine - but money well spent) anyway tomorro should be fun because the father leaves for work at the same time as me and we live at the top of a very steep hill with a river at the bottom, i hope he has a towel with him because i really dont think the brakes on his car are going to work too well in the morrning.
They should know by now not to fuck me off ... bad things happen to those who do.
Imagine if the fat fucker dies , then I might not have to pay the fine. lets hope so.

Oh Dark matey I knew u was up to something when you stopped posting for a few days and kept quiet.

I am so proud of what you did, if I was with you we beat those sad fucks to pulp.

I would have done the same if someone dented even my bike.

Its your property and those who don't have respect for it will suffer.

You can be so devastating when angry Dark.

Jesus mate, so the police fined you 60 pounds?

LoL, it was definately worth it, you broke his fucking nose!

You should have smashed his skinny ugly son's head against a wall and take pics for us.

FIVE STARS FOR WHAT YOU DID, YOU ARE A PREMIUM CDG MEMBER and you serve as a great example for me and other studs who lurk here.

Now I want to beat someone up too, I so love fights.

Wish I was on your hill that evening and supported you.

MAaan, it wouldvebeen so hot if you had actually killed the fucker, raped him, put a beer bottle up his arse, then take pics and post on cdg.

dogfood
03-08-09, 06:30 PM
Cany play bagpipes wish I could, (I am very good at blowing other things ... lol. )
I saw his car when I got home from work tonight, his bumper is squashed flat, one head light is broken and bonnet is dented, so I guess he must have run in to something, what a pity fat fucker didn't die.

omg, LOL! so evil.

just hope they can't find a way to hold you responsible. =)

I only fight if someone hits me first so I have an excuse to avoid charges.

Meatpie
03-08-09, 06:50 PM
You can't fight, you are too skinny and thin and weak.

I wonder how you can cum at all?

dogfood
03-08-09, 07:05 PM
Shouldn't that post be in the basement instead?

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:08 PM
Shut the fuck up you skelatal remains. This is just a warmup.

dogfood
03-08-09, 07:10 PM
Nice, I like a man with attitude. :)

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:20 PM
Pieman...dogfood....

What goes for our members also goes for our Admins....

Keep it gentle or take it to the basement!

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:22 PM
Hi enty, how are you.

:)

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:24 PM
I am doing fine.

And you?

Still wanting for a fight ;)

I'll give you a good obe in four weeks :D

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:27 PM
Oh yes, I can't wait really I am so excited!

I want you to smack me right in my big mouth and make me a cute dead guy with a single blow.

Can you do that?

Can you break someone's nose when you are angry?

I've broken a person's arm in anger.

The best part though is beating someone on the head and punching them in the face.

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:30 PM
I could do that :)

I was once so angry whenm I was a kid, I was bullied alot.

I floored the largest bully, wrapped my hands around his throat and wanted to strangle the life out of him.

4 kids and a teacher were needed to get me off of him, and I was suspended from school for 3 weeks.

So, I can be a mean fighter if I want to...

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:32 PM
Oh wow!

Why were you bullied?

Were yuo strong and fit as a kid or thin and weak like dogfood?

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:35 PM
I was a thin, skinny boy.

I was bullied because I had a fatal flaw, I cried alot.

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:47 PM
But you rarely shed a tear now, do you?

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:50 PM
Not sins I met a certain person. I cry more every time I think of him.

A crying is a good thing, it relives stress and clears your mind.

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:51 PM
But real men don't cry. You are a pussy if you cry for Arrow.

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:51 PM
Guess I am not a real man then...

Meatpie
03-08-09, 07:54 PM
I should be very careful when you visit.

You are very sensitive, thats no good in the brutal world we live in.

Entilzha
03-08-09, 07:55 PM
There is more to life then violence...

Meatpie
03-08-09, 08:00 PM
Love?

You believe in that?

Violence, death and mayhem rule the world, love is such an evasive feeling. Love is in the imagination, while destruction is reality.

I don't believe in love, I don't think I will be able to love anyone or anything.

I just want to fap to dead guys and die.

Entilzha
03-08-09, 08:08 PM
Guess I cannot win eh?

Must be your bi-polar Pieman speaking....

I will end this discussion now, because we are hopelessly derailing this thread.

Meatpie
03-08-09, 08:17 PM
;) You leave our discussion at its most interesting part.

It's up to you.

We can continue in another thread so as not to derail this one.

Darkside
03-08-09, 09:12 PM
Hi Meaty and co, no way would I fuck these guys, they really are fat and ugly as fuck, if the father had died in the crash, yes I would have got some picts for you.
As for getting the blame, I have two mates who will swear blind I was with them all night.
When i split the brake line , i did it at the point where the flexy hose joins the brake pipe so it looked like just normal wear and tare, yes i wore rubber gloves and an old boiler suit with a hoodie underneath, so if seen no one would know it was me and also no tracable evidence could be found.

Here is a tip for you guys, when someone has upset me (just a little) and it's winter time with frosty mornings, it is really funny to have squirted super glue in to thier car door locks, in the morning they stand for ages trying to either heat up thier keys or pouring hot water over the locks trying to defrost them, it takes ages for the thick shits to realise that the locks are more than frozen, iv'e done this a few times it really is funny as hell watching the thick gits trying to get in to thier cars.

Meatpie
03-08-09, 09:19 PM
squirted super glue in to thier car door locks, in the morning they stand for ages trying to either heat up thier keys or pouring hot water over the locks trying to defrost them, it takes ages for the thick shits to realise that the locks are more than frozen, iv'e done this a few times it really is funny as hell watching the thick gits trying to get in to thier cars.



:haha:

Awesome!

Darkside
03-08-09, 09:31 PM
I thought you would like that Meaty, try it in the winter , it is realy funny.
As for the fighting thing, I have never started a fight , but in many cases I have finished it,
No one hurts me or mine, I will always defend myself or those close too me no matter what the odds of winning are.
When I was younger I wasn't bullied but was a bit of a soft git. don't know what changed but one day something did, and now I never back down when I do fight anything goes punch, kick, bite, etc. love crushing a guys bollocks with a good kick or if rolling around on the ground fighting grabbing his bollocks and squeezing really hard, my mates said i was a real dirty fighter for doing this sort of thing, little did they know that although I was doing it to help win the fight the real reason was so that I could have a quick feel up .

Meatpie
03-08-09, 09:38 PM
little did they know that although I was doing it to help win the fight the real reason was so that I could have a quick feel up .

OMG mate, never heard a dude talk like that.

Darkside
03-08-09, 09:54 PM
Yep i'm sick and loving it, fortunatly for me i'm not bi-polar , not depressed, not even unhappy, it took time and a lot of soul serching and heart breaking, but you will see that in time eventually we all come to terms with who and what we are, once you have acepted that all the pain stops and life is for living, Some of my mates think i am wierd but straight, some think i'm a bit wierd and gay one even knows i am totaly necro, but they have accepted me for who i am not what i am. and those who had a problem with it were not realy friends and are long gone (no loss thier) be who you are.
I AM LOUD , PROUD GAY AND NECRO if someone has a problem with that then fuck them.

Meatpie
03-08-09, 09:58 PM
Y one even knows i am totaly necro

How did he find out?

Darkside
03-08-09, 10:10 PM
We were both drunk at his house, i was making jokes about how I would shag almost anything , he just laughed and said he belived that i would , ( at this point i have to mention i have wanted in his pants for years but he thought i was straight and i thought he was.) So i made a joke about if i found him dead , i would fuck him, he said that i wouldn't dare, I said i would and that if he played dead i would show him what would happen, to my amazment he put down his drink lay down on the floor and said I dare you go on get on with it. So I did, we were constant lovers for the next five years, he always liked to play dead and wouldn't have sex unless he got to play the victim he new i wanted him and that i wanted to do it with a real corpse.

Meatpie
04-08-09, 09:40 AM
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST.

Thats absolutely insane.

:totalshock:

How old is he? Damn I so wish I could have a friend like this.

Darkside
04-08-09, 11:43 AM
When i first started shagging him he was 19 years old, I was 24, he was firm and fit with one of the best asses i have ever seen in my life. Oh happy memories.
He is 30 now and still a fit guy, but has gone straight and has a family, he says it was just a phase he was going through and not in to that sort of thing anymore, we will see bet I can turn him back before he reaches 35, I think I'll make this a little long term project, I always get what I want so I.ll let you know in the future when I fuck him.