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Meatpie
09-07-09, 09:00 PM
I want to steal from the supermarket but I promised not to do it and risk ruining the reputation of my family.

But it feels so good when you steal.

Mom saw me eating sneakers and sweets that she knew we hadn't paid for.

:sm (31):
Until a few months I used to take sneakers from the local store, cucumbers, sweets, candies - anything I want.

I know its wrong, but the feeling that you are doing something bad, and you get away with it is amazing.

At least I get a kick out of it.

There is an excellent store in granny's village. No high-tech equipment, no cameras or sensors, no guards.

Just a fucking retarded cashier.

:sm (51):

Also, I went to the shop and bought a lot of stuff.

I paid lets say $100 and the cashier returns me....$100

:sm (51):

I took the money and left.

This also happened once to my granny and she returned the money.

So whats your verdict guys - stealing is wrong yes, but if you find yourself in an ideal situation and you have a change to take something without paying for it, would you do it?

Darkside
09-07-09, 10:27 PM
Only steal from those with much more than you have, yes it's wrong ,but you do get some excitment. I have nicked quite a few things over the years, but never from anyone I know and always from areas that the people who live there have plenty of money.

Entilzha
09-07-09, 11:34 PM
I'm too honest to be stealing anything....

Sorry, I just can't do it, it's against my moral and ethical code I was raised and grew up with...

verlup1
10-07-09, 03:05 AM
There is an excellent store in granny's village. No high-tech equipment, no cameras or sensors, no quards.

Just a fucking retarded cashier.

:sm (51):

Also, I went to the shop and bought a lot of staff.

I paid lets say $100 and the cashier returns me....$100

:sm (51):

I took the money and left.

This also happened once to my granny and she returned the money.



:sm (43):Poor retarded cashier guy, but I can't judge you. This has happened to me too, several times! I feel guilty but I often don't say anything and rush off like you did. I did return the money once, maybe twice. Other than that I've stolen my buddies' dirty clothes as souvenirs like socks and sweaty t-shirts, and those rank old boots I mentioned previously. I hope they didn't notice. I'm such a perv:sm (7): I feel guilty but I don't regret it really.:sm (20): I haven't done this in a while and I hope I can stop.

Peehnut
10-07-09, 04:17 AM
I have never been into stealing, but i was really hammered the other day and stole a pack of sushi from the supermarket. it was appalling uugh totally not worth it

dogfood
10-07-09, 05:43 AM
Movies, music, games, pc programs. Lotsa things from online. :o Why buy 50-100 dollar crap when you can hack it in minutes.

As for stealing store products. Kind of dumb. For mistakes of cashiers and etc, it's not really stealing. More like taking advantage of their mistakes. It's their fault not yours. Just don't do it from a bank.... they'll make you repay it. -.-

rmac1961
10-07-09, 05:52 AM
I am stealing free internet right now... and once in awhile a bag of coffee from work... to lazy to stop at the store... but otherwise nada... nothing from a store... not since I was a kid

Meatpie
10-07-09, 09:15 AM
verlup's story is insane.

No offence mate but you are reallly sick...and kinda hot at the same time.

I don't think sharing stuff on the internet via torrent trackers is stealing....everyone does it anyway.

Stealing is going to the supermarket and putting Snickers up your sleeve like I did.

LoL

Darkside
10-07-09, 10:25 AM
I must be the bad twat here then , I don't steal from shops but have stolen, garden furniture, paving slabs from building sites, trees and shrubs from gardens,alloy wheels from cars , widow wipers off cars (they are a bit expensive here) and various other things.
I'm more like robin hood, steal from the rich and give to the poor - I am the poor. lol.

Meatpie
10-07-09, 01:52 PM
Quite a long list there Dark, you beat me again.

Darkside
11-07-09, 10:46 AM
We are the same, we know what we want and go and get it, shy boys get fuck all.
Take what you want from life, no one will just hand it to you.
P.S. if the recession gets really bad here I might concider some more lucrative crimes.
tough times call for tough action.

Meatpie
14-07-09, 07:07 PM
If you decide to become a serial killer, I will join you.

We will become the most notorious gay serial killers in the history of Scotland.

Opasan82
15-07-09, 01:25 AM
Yes .. Meatpies shit :)

Darkside
15-07-09, 07:48 AM
Shall we start by doing posters on this site who leave cocky comments?, I wonder who I mean.
Only messing Opasan82 - I like your bitchy comments and scence of humour.

toptuan
27-09-09, 07:33 AM
I took a paper clip from my work desk a few years ago, and can't remember what I did with it. Lay awake at night wondering whether I ever returned it or not. I must have kept it. I feel so consumed with guilt. Maybe I need to do penance. Suggestions anyone?

roadkill
27-09-09, 07:35 PM
Well in the US. It's common that they have Multi Plex Theatres ( several movie in one complex). Most of the time you can walk into another movie and sit down and watch. (this is called Jumping theatres).
It's very common that ppl in the US do this. Mainly cause they feel that the price of a movie ticket is worth watching 2 or 3 movies ( 11 us bucks/person). Plus the food at the theatres are outrageous.

7 US bucks for popcorn. ( it only cost the theatre maybe 5 cents to make the shit).
4-5 bucks for Soda. ( cup is like 1/2 cent and the soda is mostly just water)


So who's stealing from Whom?

verlup1
28-09-09, 02:20 AM
Have you done this? I have, the first time accidentally the others on purpose of course. It was so easy. Another time I poked in my head from outside the theatre and asked a worker if he had seen a friend I was looking for, he just motioned me in. I said thanks and went in without paying a cent. It was great. I found my friend watching the movie waiting until I got there. Other times I'd just go into the other movie screenings after finishing my movie. I don't mind missing part of the beginning. I didn't know this act was called "jumping theatres". I don't buy movie food either, just bring my own.

roadkill
28-09-09, 03:15 AM
Have you done this? I have, the first time accidentally the others on purpose of course. It was so easy. Another time I poked in my head from outside the theatre and asked a worker if he had seen a friend I was looking for, he just motioned me in. I said thanks and went in without paying a cent. It was great. I found my friend watching the movie waiting until I got there. Other times I'd just go into the other movie screenings after finishing my movie. I don't mind missing part of the beginning. I didn't know this act was called "jumping theatres". I don't buy movie food either, just bring my own.

You do what everyone does at the MOvies now.
Why? Cause it's too expensive and the movies suck.
Plus the cost of the food is more than the Admission prices.

Me? I don't go to the movies anymore. Mostly Cause there is nothing good to watch. And it's WAY cheaper to wait for DVD rental in a few months.
or just download it from the net.

Meatpie
28-09-09, 07:58 AM
I don't buy movie food either, just bring my own.

Very sweet! Can you:ride:at the movies?

verlup1
29-09-09, 03:15 AM
I don't think it happens very much Meatpie, at least not here in NYC. Maybe in the less crowded theatres out in the suburbs. I usually go to movies alone since no one else I know likes horror/gore movies.
I really don't go to movie theatres so much and I don't "jump theatres" often. I've only done it three, maybe four times. I usually pay and watch of course. I don't know anyone that makes a regular habit of theatre jumping.

Meatpie
29-09-09, 08:10 AM
Horror and movies about serial killers are my favourite since childhood velrup, we are so much alike.

In Sofia, I live directly opposite a large cinema complex but because tickets are very expensive for our living standarts I don't go often.

I have gay friends who only go to the movies to make out in the back seats and possibly fuck.

ddd
24-11-09, 03:31 PM
I want to steal from the supermarket but I promised not to do it and risk ruining the reputation of my family.

But it feels so good when you steal.

Mom saw me eating sneakers and sweets that she knew we hadn't paid for.

:sm (31):
Until a few months I used to take sneakers from the local store, cucumbers, sweets, candies - anything I want.

I know its wrong, but the feeling that you are doing something bad, and you get away with it is amazing.

At least I get a kick out of it.

There is an excellent store in granny's village. No high-tech equipment, no cameras or sensors, no quards.

Just a fucking retarded cashier.

:sm (51):

Also, I went to the shop and bought a lot of staff.

I paid lets say $100 and the cashier returns me....$100

:sm (51):

I took the money and left.

This also happened once to my granny and she returned the money.

So whats your verdict guys - stealing is wrong yes, but if you find yourself in an ideal situation and you have a change to take something without paying for it, would you do it?

you forgot to tell about the content you steal from other gore sites

Meatpie
24-11-09, 03:44 PM
No other site can beat CDG.

That is why you keep coming back here just to troll, piss and moan.

Makes us all very proud.

Talldutch
31-12-09, 08:21 AM
I have stolen underwear from other guys at the Gym... But only exclusive brands and in my own size so I can wear them and cum inside...

Meatpie
31-12-09, 03:36 PM
I have stolen underwear from other guys at the Gym... But only exclusive brands and in my own size so I can wear them and cum inside...

:hot:

No end to human sickness.

Cyndaquil
02-01-10, 04:11 AM
I used to be a borderline professional shoplifter. I stole from numerous department stores, and would make out with a thousand or two thousand dollars worth of merchandise every time I hit a mall. I stopped because I got older, it started getting riskier and the stores slowly started to catch on to various techniques.

I used to tell my friends, write down what you want and what size and I'll get it for you -- just pay me 50% of the retail value. I was like Dexter, I had a code that I shoplifted by. There were certain stores I would refuse to hit no matter how easy -- the mom & pop ones were always off limits or their reputation on how they treat their employees, customers and community.

Meatpie
02-01-10, 09:41 AM
Have you ever been caught?

Cyndaquil
03-01-10, 12:12 AM
Once when I was 17. Twice when I was 18. I stopped a year and a half ago. I made very dumb rookie mistakes because I wanted some stuff really badly without thinking logically about the situation.

They were at a college bookstore, jewelry department of a department store and Costco.

jayde
26-01-10, 07:11 PM
I cant say I have never done it, but my dad was a mean drunk. We had 3 rules to live by.
1) Dont Lie
2) Dont Steal
3) Dont Cheat
Thats how I grew up. I did steal a ring once, and my parents found out. I got in so much trouble, I never did it again.

ColdJoe
01-02-10, 05:20 PM
A guy back at school was a very hairy, good looking athlete.
He played a lot of sports so he had several gym lockers that were always unlocked and packed with sweaty stuff.
Man that was a virtual goldmine for a long time.
Then one day I went to grab what I wanted and there was a note written in marker on the door saying "if he caught the perv stealing his shit he was gonna kick their ass".
LOL

Meatpie
01-02-10, 06:01 PM
ROFL!!!! BADASS

ColdJoe
01-02-10, 06:16 PM
lol, OK well I've done my share of shoplifting too.
For years if I needed something from a grocery store I'd just take what I wanted.
A new one opened up near where I live and the cameras weren't in yet and the staff was too stupid to know anything.
I used to go in daily and just fill my knapsack up with the best meats and other products I needed.
This went on for months until the cams were installed and then one day I saw the store manager talking with a few detectives up front and thus ended my spree there.

I started early as a young kid, stole a toy from a little 5 & Dime, the owner caught me and got my mother involved. LOL she was not happy.
Then a few years later I got caught again taking another little toy at some other place, the guy let me and my friend go.
As time went on as a teenager we learned how to go into the dressing rooms of a department store and put on as many clothes as we could and walk out.
Lots of great stuff!
Then I stopped for a long time but when times were a bit rough, I would nick food and such.
Oh and yeah, I love it when the cashier fucks up and gives me back the wrong change in my favor.
Wow, that really gives me hard on.

Meatpie
01-02-10, 06:53 PM
Getting caught sucks be careful. It is so easy to steal, even if they are cameras if you are brutal no one will dare touch you and by the time police arrive you will be off.

In the local supermarket it is only women and one poor thin guy who looks barely alive who is responsibhe for "security".

Last year I filled my jacket with snickers, the supersize ones they sell here, I they are called KING in the US.


I love it when the cashier fucks up and gives me back the wrong change in my favor.


That has happened to virtually everybody, it is such a sweet feeling.

One night I shoped for nearly $50 and I gave her 50 and she just returned me 50.

SWEET, I wanted to kiss her.

ColdJoe
01-02-10, 07:12 PM
I had a boyfriend years ago who was a HUGE shoplifter and thief.
He really didn't need anything but he just HAD to take things.
When I first met him I noticed his house had a lot of small, but expensive items all over the place.
His decorating wasn't much of a turn on, but he was masculine so it worked for a while.

Anyhow, no matter where we went I had to watch him and look out that he didn't get caught, and we both get blamed, lol.
After a while I got into it too and I would be the look out and scout.
It became a fun game and we never once got caught.
We would fill our basket up with the most expensive meats we could find at the store and then stuff our coats and pants with it.
And if we were in a shop and we liked a small item, it was ours.

This guy was so big at it he cleaned out several lines of fine china and silverware from the department store he managed in NYC.
Every day he would walk out with shopping bags full of boxed up crystal and beautiful porcelain.
I should have suspected something because the day after our first date I met him for lunch and he had two laptops in knapsack he said he needed to take home from the office.

Oh well, he was hot and the sex was great.
He's probably in prison now.

Meatpie
01-02-10, 07:15 PM
Are you top or bottom?

I am guessing tops.

ColdJoe
01-02-10, 07:23 PM
Top guy here, always have been.
Although I've been known to mix it up a little with the right party.
You?

Mr. Ow
05-02-10, 02:52 AM
I've done it.
It was a rush. I got away with it. I won't do it again.

I'm fortunate enough to not need to steal, and the consequences outweigh the benefit(s).

blackdahlia
17-02-10, 01:04 AM
My brother and I use to steal from the funeral home that's down a couple blocks from us, it's the same funeral home, he got caught making sweetness to hot body of a dude. -smiles- We just to go into the basement window, and steal the surgical supplies from the tray. I stole a human finger, and some clothes, food, and whatever. So I'm just rotten as much as my brother. We were partners in crime, snatching body parts, though little here and there. Like a toe, a finger, and almost tried to steal once the sheet from morgue down in the basement there. -laughs- I already got one, but I want another...

ColdJoe
17-02-10, 02:20 AM
surgical supplies - human finger - body parts - a toe - a finger

you're a regular lil Frankenstein aintcha?

kitanaprincess
17-02-10, 03:55 AM
yes, i actually stoled a magazine last month with a friend of my.... u,u

not a nice lady after all....

ColdJoe
18-02-10, 01:01 AM
damn, there are some hardcore Bonnie & Clyde's on this forum, I didn't know what I was getting involved in when I signed up

do I need protection?

blackdahlia
18-02-10, 04:52 AM
you're a regular lil Frankenstein aintcha?

I'm may be small, in height, but I love being the lil necro. Haaha! :sm (52):

kitanaprincess
18-02-10, 05:01 AM
damn, there are some hardcore Bonnie & Clyde's on this forum, I didn't know what I was getting involved in when I signed up

do I need protection?

you allways needs protection darling xD

ColdJoe
18-02-10, 05:08 AM
you girls ROCK...two sexy Bonnies and I'll be Clyde...so now what are we going to steal?
lets hit a Bank first!

blackdahlia
18-02-10, 06:00 AM
you girls ROCK...two sexy Bonnies and I'll be Clyde...so now what are we going to steal?
lets hit a Bank first!

Well I'd get my army knife, and carve pretty smiles on all the cops, and shove my tommy gun down their throats, so they're gaged to suck it til the bullet goes through their skull. What's the word, I'm looking for? -strokes her chin- Ah, yes! Skull F**K! My favorite position of sex of the dead. Hahaha!

ColdJoe
18-02-10, 06:08 AM
we might have to take some hostages, ransom them off
think of the fun things we can get up to - I got a good long rope and you got a knife...hmmm
not sure Princess will be up to it, we'll have to see what she says when she wakes up
in the meantime, I like the way you work a Tommy-gun
what are we gonna do with this trunk full of money? some of it has bloody fingerprints on it

Kitty
19-02-10, 12:55 PM
I actually used to steal candy from K-Mart when I was 7. My mom used to let me go to the toys by myself and I would steal candy and chips and eat them hiding.

Then that Christmas I received a present that sounded suspiciously like coal when I shook it. I was terrified that Santa saw me and gave me coal. I was so ashamed. I never have stolen again..

Turns out it was puzzle :D