Have you ever had a girlfriend?

[Meatpie]

Believe it or not I have had four relationships with four girls in my life, kissed and held them by the tits but never could ger round actually fucking them.

Last time I slept with a girl was in 2003. Most boring evening ever.

I had a boyfriend back then but just wanted to see if I could have a girlfriend.

I couldn't get hard, she wouldn't suck even.

But boys gave me so much satisfaction.

They would blow me all night long until I spray cum on the ceiling, we played until we came simply from blowjobs without touching ourselves, this was the rule one night.

Dude drank my cum although I never did it, licked my ass, although I never did it.

Girls are so boring.

So have you ever kissed a girl?

[higladius]

So have you ever kissed a girl?


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[Meatpie]

yup, many times. I didn't like it but forced myself because I thought that was the right way.

[Entilzha]

Yes< i have had a girlfriend, but we split up like many years ago and the entire relationship wasn't that....exciting...for me at least.

[AleXXX]

Yes, it was nastily and terribly

[kitanaprincess]

well.... i know vit sounds weird but there eas this time in college..... =S

[Meatpie]

See, we are not that sick. The poll shows most of us have had a girlfriend in their lives but gave up. lol

Alex, why do you mean nasty, what happened?

[woyaokan1983]

i love this topic. meatpie. i have a long story to tell.

[Opasan82]

hmm.. let me think...

:D No :D

[ArrowMan]

When I was in college, HOMECOMING came along (LOL). That is when the school's home team comes home to play an opposing team in football. It is a BIG DEAL in USA universities and colleges...parades on campus, alumni return, parties, drinking, dancing and fucking WITH the opposite sex.

SOOOO this sorority co-ed wanted me to take her to the college's Homecoming football game and the Homecoming Dance and Pary afterwards held by my college.

So I consented....ate hot dogs, drank Cokes, ate popcorn, was fun...then the dance...she dressed ALL UP, really fancy dress...I had to get a TUXEDO...I am a lousy dancer, but I FUMBLED through it, got drunk afterwards...and then...

THEN the INVITE to your DORM ROOM is REQUIRED to FUCK ALL NIGHT.

So I kept getting DRUNKER because I knew that I COULD NOT FUCK HER because I just was not and AM NOT into laying WOMEN .... and I was FREAKING OUT ...so I thought IF I got DRUNK enough, I would just sleep in my dorm room and she could pull it open if she chose or whatever, but I did not have to FUCK her.

So that is what happened..sorta.

Got up to dorm room, so drunk I "konked out"...BUT...she kept waking me UP...
"let's FUCK, I want you to FUCK ME ! " She became real aggressive....undressed me, pulled my briefs off, and began sucking my cock to make some LOVING.

WHEW, what the FUCK !! I just could not "get off" on her...and can't in any sexual way with any FEmale.

So I said "Babes, gotta go PUKE .... " WELL, LOL, that sorta ENDED that "romantic evening".....I came back to dorm room, she was still there, FUCK...but I "fell asleep"..but just played that I did.

Finally, about 4 AM she got herself dressed and left....when she did, I saw a note she had left...read...

"FUCK YOU .... go get yourself another LAY you, you LUSH !"

Sooooo that was the END of my "romancing" in college. I have had another
"FEmale encounters of the WORST kind"...... some even more horrendous than this.

The FEmales come after me....and I DON'T WANT 'EM in regard to making "love."

Thing is: I LOOK STRAIGHT -------------------------------------------
I look very "heterosexual" and I don't sashay or lisp or am limp-wristed...I am a guy and I look and act the role of a guy.


And the FEmales LOVE it..and yeah, WANT IT .

Any of you other guys have this problem??? If so, how do you solve it ?

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[FUCKOFF]

ive had alot of girlfriends if they didnt do what i want i kick them to the curb, i love when they lick my ass and drink my cum

[Peehnut]

ive slept with two girls and been in a relationship with one. but i cant deal with my own estrogen let alone another females 24/7. so i have a bf now. its too bad he wont let me fuck him in the ass though :(

[Meatpie]

Fuck him in the ass? How?

[Little.Boy.Rot]

Perhaps with a strap on xD

[Peehnut]

Perhaps with a strap on xD

haha my thoughts exactly...but my fingers work too

[Opasan82]

Im a dirty necro fegy...

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[LTmyselfni]

poll says I have already voted on this topic BUTT .........R BETTER!