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Meatpie
08-04-09, 07:27 AM
I was ready to go back to the morgue and sign the fucking papers and start drilling skulls but the risks far outweigh the benefits.

I read all your comments, thank you for your advice.

BENEFITS OF A MORGUE JOB:

1. Sooner or later a cute dead guy will arrive and I will get to undress him, put him on a table cut him open then stich him up and prepare for funeral.
2. I will be able to take pics when I am on a night duty.
3. I would probably fuck a dead guy (with rubber of course) if I like him and he is fresh.
4. Once you've been to a morgue and see how easily human life can be destroyed and that we are all read meat inside you really start to appreciate life.

RISKS OF A MORGUE JOB:

1. The morgue in Sofia is a dirty place. They provide the dieners almost with no protection only gloves which can be punctured when you stich the bodies with sharp needles.
2. You work with really sharp instruments like scalpels, drills, knives, scissors. The knives are so sharp they can easily cut ribs. All this carries a great risk of getting cut and infected.
3. You are at risk of getting:


hepatitis A, B, C
HIV
TB
streptococcal infections
meningitis (which can quickly ead to blood poisoning and death)
Creutzfieldt-Jacob disease
tetanus
any viral infections the patient may have had at the time of death

4. Morgue work is also very sressful as you experience death and human destruction first hand. Dead childen and babies are especially difficult.
5. There is a risk of becoming depressed and suicidal after being exposed to corpses eight hours a day, or when doing 24 hours shifts.

The chief medical examiner of the morgue in Sofia killed himself last year. There are many cases reported in the US of morgue workers developing depression or even morbid obsessions.

6. The smell of a decomposing body is absolutely disgusting and even if you wash yourself it tends to stick in your nose and hair.

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As you can see the risks are far many than the benefits, so I stick with autopsy vids and pics, real morgue work esp like the diry morgue here is a high-risk profession and the pay is low too.

It's goodbye to my dream of working in a morgue, off to sell some doughnuts now.

feetboy
08-04-09, 07:55 AM
it is your decision meatpie. Well done for getting as far as you did. Don't worry about not wanting to do it.

It is very encouraging to hear you talking the way you are - it shows that you are NOT so sick as you thought you were, because you DO appreciate life.

That one about developing morbid obsession though, aren't you already there?!?!?!

Meatpie
08-04-09, 08:08 AM
I want to do it but the conditons are impossible.

I will go again tomorrow and ask them to provide me with full protection. I want a mask, gloves, special shoes and goggles like they have in other morgues around the world.

Bulgaria is a third-wolrd country, why did they accept us into the EU anyway.

And those sick fucks at the morgue....

I should have insisted that I wear a mask and not listen to them "Go to the rotters without a mask"...

WELL FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU! BRUTAL FUCKING MORTICANS. YOU RUINED MY DREAM.

I am still young and stupid but I will learn. In brutal circumstances you have to be brutal to survive. I will press them. If they say they can't provide me with basic protection and tell me again not to use a mask I will rip their fucking contract in front of the whole department and leave. I will be unemployed yes but I can't risk getting infected because of their negligence.

They ruined my dream, now I have to give up on the only thing I really wanted to do.

Whats the point of living a life if you can't achieve what you want?

And feetboy, I saw dead cold feet and toes, its awesome man, just beautiful...esp with blood on them. I saw hairy chests, pale feet, cocks...

I went crazy with excitement but that fucking smell killed any desire to start the job immediately.

And those fucking rotters, I still can't get over them just plain disgusting.

feetboy
08-04-09, 08:12 AM
did you see any soles ? did you see any dead guys who looked at peace? what were they like?

Meatpie
08-04-09, 08:21 AM
It was beautiful. Most beautiful thing I've ever seen. A real morgue!!!

Those who were lying on the tables were still with open skulls, faces pulled down to the chin so I could only see their chests, cocks and feet.

As I already said one dude was mangled in a road accident. He was struck by a car, I read about him on the news.

"See this one? Car accident. They can be very mangled and you will have to stich them up so that they won't fall apart, even stich them at the backs." the sick mortican told me.

And feetboy man, his whole leg was stiched feet were slightly purple, soles pale.

Down in the basement among the rotters, fresh corpses were splayed on tables, mouths open and staring into the ceiling...awaitng autopsy. They still hadn't been cut.

Their chests were hairy, feet cold and pale.

Most beautiful thing, every necro should see what real bodies are like its just insanely hot.

I felt relaxed and happy that I've finally seen it but that offensive smell ruined everything.

If it weren't for those nasty rotters, I would have taken the job immediately.

feetboy
08-04-09, 08:23 AM
will you close their eyes before you put them in casket?

0pasan
08-04-09, 08:25 AM
It was beautiful. Most beautiful thing I've ever seen. A real morgue!!!

Those who were lying on the tables were still with open skulls, faces pulled down to the chin so I could only see their chests, cocks and feet.

As I already said one dude was mangled in a road accident. He was struck by a car, I read about him on the news.

"See this one? Car accident. They can be very mangled and you will have to stich them up so that they won't fall apart, even stich them at the backs." the sick mortican told me.

And feetboy man, his whole leg was stiched feet were slightly purple, soles pale.

Down in the basement among the rotters, fresh corpses were splayed on tables, mouths open and staring into the ceiling...awaitng autopsy. They still hadn't been

cut.

Their chests were hairy, feet cold and pale.

Most beautiful thing, every necro should see what real bodies are like its just insanely hot.

I felt relaxed and happy that I've finally seen it but that offensive smell ruined everything.

If it weren't for those nasty rotters, I would have taken the job immediately.

And why you didnt take some quick photo with mobile phohe on secreatly?

Meatpie
08-04-09, 08:27 AM
Yes. I would make an excellent deiner I will make them beautiful, esp if the guys is handsome.

They told me to ask the relatives for money although it was against the law.


And why you didnt take some quick photo with mobile phohe on secreatly?

Because I was the center of attention, everyone watching me how I would react and whether or not I will puke.

I didn't so the gave me the papers to sign.

But they told me I will be left alone at the morgue at nights.

Thats the time when you take the pics I guess.

dogfood
08-04-09, 06:18 PM
Come to America and apply at morgue?

Meatpie
08-04-09, 06:21 PM
If I could I would have done so long ago.

The US government doesn't accept immigrants from Eastern Europe.

I should have a relative, marry there or have exceptional academic achievements, so that they could grant me a visa.

dogfood
08-04-09, 06:56 PM
Come visit and marry someone yourself?

useless bum
08-04-09, 10:23 PM
You can always be a funeral director or work as an EMS. Or a firefighter.

Entilzha
09-04-09, 08:55 AM
Pieman, there is always the European union, where you can live and work everywhere...

I heard our Forensics Department is still looking for people who want to become a Forensic Advisor, so you get to work with crime scenes. They might be willing to hire someone with your expertise.

Meatpie
09-04-09, 10:18 AM
expertise? And what expertise do I have?

The European Union is too in a bad situation.

Why do you think Breda will somehow escape from the Great Depression?

I remember when you lost your job and became a taxi driver you too were shocked and confused....

Hope you understand how I feel at the moment.

woyaokan1983
09-04-09, 10:28 AM
meatpie, why don't you hire some male actors and make short films like those by morbidtech...this might be a way out...
when i was in college and got low on money, i wrote porno stories for a website and the pay was not bad...

Meatpie
09-04-09, 10:42 AM
wow, I didn't know that about you! Do you still write?

Real corpses are great and they turn me on but I can't handle the rotting ones.

Its just so bad you can't imagine how they smell.

Entilzha
09-04-09, 12:44 PM
Well, you do have an inquisitive mind and a sharp wit, those are things that are quite handy :)

So I think you would make a good candidate :)