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Meatpie
03-04-09, 01:54 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Remember that thread I posted about how I applied for a morgue job and a gay doc promised to help me?

:totalshock: This ain't real.

Just as I gave up on all hope that I will ever be able to get a morgue job he told me today I start on Moday as a morgue attendant.... I will undergo training at first of course.

OH WOW. :sm (26): Hope I my first patient is young and cute dead guy and not an old bag. I will probably get disappointed though.

Hope I don't fuck it up. If there is a dead young guy naked on a table I will most definately get a boner, hope no one sees it.

Jesus Christ. Pay is three times lower than what I used to get on my previous job...my family are gonna be very disappointed when I break the news. :sm (58):

But with all the economic gloom and doom a job at a morgue might not be that bad...there will always be "clients". LoL

I am really excited and can't wait until Monday.

Thats a dream come true for me. It won't be easy, it will stink but it will be a lot more fun compared with the boring 9 to 5 lame office job I had.

dsyn
03-04-09, 04:23 PM
Congrats! :)

Meatpie
03-04-09, 05:01 PM
Thanks dsyn (http://cutedeadguys.1stfreehosting.com/forums/member.php?u=1181) I will see what come out of this.

Darkside
03-04-09, 05:02 PM
Well done my friend , told you wait long enough and you always get what you want, please don't fuck it up, we want you to be happy, don't get caught doing something you shouldn't. Wait till you have your own set of keys to the place and then get us some photos. PLEASE.

Meatpie
03-04-09, 05:16 PM
Photos will be my main priority, hope they give me night shifts.

There are many dead motorcyclists every summer here, I will do my best to get some shots for you Dark.

I pray everything goes OK on Monday.

0pasan
03-04-09, 09:17 PM
I donst beliveyou MEatpie. You must profe with some authorized pics.. we are not stupied you know :D

Meatpie
03-04-09, 09:19 PM
Authorized pics? what do you mean? Come to Sofia in the summer and fucking "authorize" me yourself, at least you are not that far away.

And why would I lie about such a thing?

0pasan
03-04-09, 09:42 PM
Profe .. take some pic with your mobile fone or with digital cam. You dont need to pics young shit on the table. Profe,take some pics of the fridge table or shit like that with cute dead guys note on the paper or something like that.

To hard for you? Yes. Ok, you dont work in the morgue

...

ok You work in the morgue.. but only in your dream :D

Meatpie
03-04-09, 09:57 PM
:sm (41): I didn't say I work, I said they agreed to hire me and my first day is on Monday. I may still fuck it up or after a day or two they may decide I don't fit they reguirements. Who knows.

I will do my best though.

0pasan
03-04-09, 10:00 PM
Bla bla bla:sm (43):

Darkside
03-04-09, 10:10 PM
Dead guys in biker leathers, as hot as it gets, cheers pal.
Hoy Opasan82 I don't think Meatpie is telling lies, why would he bother too.
You should be wishing him good luck, not having a go at him, after all he might be able to provide us with some more great stuff.
We are suposed to suport each other not rip the shit.

Meatpie
03-04-09, 10:22 PM
rip the shit? You mean argue?

Opasan is really getting on my nerves. If I get the chance to take pics they go for Dark and not for you Opasan.

Darkside
03-04-09, 10:30 PM
Yes Meatpie
Rip the shit - take the micky - take the piss - all along the same lines as
argue/ disbelive in a condasending manner .
Cheers

Meatpie
03-04-09, 10:35 PM
Knew take the piss/micky but rip the shit is awesome, never heard it before.

deaddirty
03-04-09, 10:41 PM
Great news Meatpie, hope it goes well for you.

ArrowMan
03-04-09, 10:42 PM
PieMan ..

CONGRATS & BRAVO !!
I am sooo happy for you !!!

Death covers all the gammets, so YES, there WILL be "good days" at work...and other "not so good days at work"..but HEY, that is WORK !!

Just try to withstand those days that seem like downers (the not so young, not so male 'clients')......cuz' there will be those days that wa-WOW !!!!

WHEW..my recommendation....wear a JOCK STRAP ta keep IT under control, cuz' ya NEVA will know what is gonna cum on a rollin' inta that there laying new workplace you now have !

BE CONFIDENT, you are not gonna "fuck up !" You are going to EXCEL.....be positive, and hopefully this job will lead you into paths to be a MORTICIAN....in a GAY COMMUNITY somewhere in your country or beyond.....

Maybe for the MILITARY, too.....morticians are REALLY needed there at certain times when Mars gets real HORNED for IT, oh ya-YAH !!!

So PieMan, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE !!

And thank you for your kind and abundantly supportive remarks on that other thread....yes, I admire you, too !

We two are some of the ORGINALS, aren't we?? WE GO BACK, WAY BACK, PieMan....and fer shure, yah, we both ra-RAWK !

HURRAH, PieMan !!

:sm (32)::sm (31)::sm (52)::sm (26)::sm (55)::sm (44):

Meatpie
03-04-09, 10:50 PM
Hi Arrow. Thanks for your kind reply, great advice as ever. Yes, I will always defend you against any intruders because we have been together on the internets for years and you never let me down.

Always supported me. Always defended me when the gay bashing started on ogrish and those fuckheads tried to destroy and crush me.

Now that I consider a true friend, I was young and unexperienced, and ricky you and deadboy helped me a lot.

We go long way back, yes. Something newbies can never understand is that we are all connected here like family and close friends who share our daily lives and worries.

ArrowMan
03-04-09, 11:04 PM
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Hi Arrow. Thanks for your kind reply, great advice as ever. Yes, I will always defend you against any intruders because we have been together on the internets for years and you never let me down.

Always supported me. Always defended me when the gay bashing started on ogrish and those fuckheads tried to destroy and crush me.

Now that I consider a true friend, I was young and unexperienced, and ricky you and deadboy helped me a lot.

We go long way back, yes. Something newbies can never understand is that we are all connected here like family and close friends who share our daily lives and worries.

PieMan...

Whatta tribute, thanks so much !!

YES, you are like a BROTHER to me, a family member.....forget the "like" ... YOU ARE my BROTHER, my BRO...and I will DEFEND you to the END, and will sometimes proffer insights/ideas/advise that you may not always want to hear or be it easy to hear...BECAUSE that is what REAL BUDS are for, to be there for EACH OTHER !

YES !

PieMan, I again applaud you.....
YOU are such a talented, bright, energetic man with so many skills...writing, management, technical abilities, sensitivity to people, lusts, drives, dedication, tenacity... and a good and generous spirit..you AMAZE me.

I am always here, PieMan....if not physically, in my spirit....now get out there
on Monday...and be prepared to SOAR .... because YOU DESERVE IT and you WILL SOAR !!



:sm (18)::sm (35)::sm (45):

Entilzha
03-04-09, 11:29 PM
I wish you good luck and I hope a good career!!!

I am glad your dream came true!!!

I envy you and I wish you all the best!!!

rickyd26
04-04-09, 02:23 AM
Meatpie...I am so fucking happy for you. That is a dream for all of us, and only had the balls to go through with it. You know I will be there with you in spirit! Love you, Man! A lot!

useless bum
04-04-09, 02:41 AM
Dead guys in biker leathers, as hot as it gets, cheers pal.
Hoy Opasan82 I don't think Meatpie is telling lies, why would he bother too.
You should be wishing him good luck, not having a go at him, after all he might be able to provide us with some more great stuff.
We are suposed to suport each other not rip the shit.

Motorcyclists definitely, but don't have to be in any kind of gear. I love squids!

useless bum
04-04-09, 02:43 AM
Forgot to say, but good luck on your endeavor, MP.

deadboy
04-04-09, 03:17 AM
Congrats, man.:sm (26):

woyaokan1983
04-04-09, 04:00 AM
meatpie, are you sure this is the right decision

Meatpie
04-04-09, 09:00 AM
Thanks gang!


meatpie, are you sure this is the right decision

Definately the right career for me. Pay will be low yes. Parents will be disappointed....but I will be happy to work in a morgue, undress dead guys and put them on tables and toe-tag them.

I wasted five years in university, then two more on a job I did not like and enjoy. It was a stupid office job and even managed a small team and they promoted me and raised my salary.

Basically sitting on a PC from 9 to 5.

Time seemed to drag, I had a sexy colleague and I imagined him naked on a table all the time.

I couldn't wait until I got home and opened my favourite website and watch some morgue or autopsy video.

My friends here know I've been looking for a morgue job for a long time.

I really need a change. After all life is about pursuing your dreams, not feeling stuck like I felt up to now.

woyaokan1983
04-04-09, 09:58 AM
meatpie, you have to realize what you are going to deal with will not always be the cute guys. Most of them are old, stinky and disgusting and there will be female bodies as well...i'm not trying to intimidate you. as a friend i just want you to be prepared.

Meatpie
04-04-09, 10:17 AM
Look I am aware of all that.

I am very worried, I don't live in a fantasy world.

Watching autopsies on the PC is excellent fun but the real ones....I don't know what to expect, I just hope I don't puke.

I might fail yes. It takes time getting used to such a job, I am willing to try it.

Or it may turn out its not that bad after all, I will just wait until Monday and see what happens. They will probably take me to my first autopsy.

I hope I just don't puke or faint, thats my main worry now. I know there are medical students here who have attended autopsies so it would be great if you guys shared your experience with us.

feetboy
04-04-09, 12:39 PM
i am very proud of you meatpie. i think that you will be professional enough to treat the old ladies like business. something you maybe will hate doing but you will do it to get to the cute guys. Remember, that an old man, when washed up and toetagged, can be very attractive and handsome too - so don't forget to take pics of some old men and their feet!

If you ever need some help in the summer months, i will come to sofia and we can play dead on the morgue slab together. it will be so cold and sexy.

BlackWorld
04-04-09, 12:58 PM
meatpie, are you sure this is the right decision

I don't know about you but I know for many of us here, this is THE dream job and I love the whole scenario of it: the stain of blood, the smell of chemicals & the metal morgue tray... it all makes me feel so good i think i might be sick

Long way to go, meatpie... but don't be discouraged. Your not in a dream world, evrything has its own pros & cons, just try&deal with the pussy. There are tons of male meat out there and if your so keen on it, they'll be piled up for you.

verlup1
04-04-09, 03:39 PM
I just remembered this and mentioned to Arrow how I hope you get that morgue job, and here you go! Congratulations! I told him I hope to do it too someday but it'll have to be when I don't need the money because the pay's bad here. I hope you're able to take pics but don't get in trouble. GOOD LUCK!

LTmyselfni
04-04-09, 05:39 PM
WAY TO GO MEATPIE MY MAIN MAN!!!I am soo proud of you!:sm (36): I am sure you will do well! You were born to do that job! Don't worry about the cut in pay...You will be promoted when they see how well you perform at your job! Wear baggy scrub pants and/or a jock strap if it gets to noticeable! CONGRATS! I am so happy that your dream has come true! We will all be there with you in spirit, why wouldn't we be? We don't leave you alone here so why would we leave you alone there, IN A MORGUE? :sm (26)::sm (59): And to anybody WHO SAY'S MEATTPIE IS LYING OR WON'T SUCCEED........YOU CAN FUCK SMOOTH OFF!!!!!

higladius
04-04-09, 07:06 PM
hey, congrats MP. good for you. is not easy at the beginning, specially the smell....uggg..you will feel it all the time even if you are far away, but that is at the beginnig, then you get used to. just be careful with any cut, is easy to get an infection if you have a cut in your hands. After the first weeks, it will be fine, then you will feel more comfortable. Hope you like it and donīt get dissapointed, it takes time but you will like it, and I think it will be a lot more interesting to do than to be in a desk job (my personal opinion).
Good luck you deserve it, and keep us posted..

Higladius.

Meatpie
04-04-09, 08:22 PM
i am very proud of you meatpie. i think that you will be professional enough to treat the old ladies like business.

Its a forensic morgue only and 90% of the patients are young men who met a violent death or got killed in a car wreck. Also suicide. Lots of young guys hang themselves here or those who are brave enough jump from tower blocks. Old bags don't get into fights so victims are predominantly male. I hope they give me night shifts, I will do my best to take pics and vids.


the pay's bad here.

Pay is low here too but it seems profits are going down everywhere....that is if you have a job at all. I even heard they reduced salaries on the previous job.

CUNTS. I hated my previous job.

I need to move on.

Hundreds are losing their jobs daily here, shops, factories and small businesses shut down.

The Great Depression has hit Bulgaria hard.


is not easy at the beginning, specially the smell....

Yes thats my main worry. They have air-conditioning and large ventilators but still dead rotten meat reeks.

I am very confused. I've wanted this job for so long, I don't want to fail. If I fail I will be also unemployed which will be a lot worse than a smelly corpse.

aguy305
05-04-09, 12:46 AM
Congrats! Kick butt on Monday Meatpie.

SoldierTom
05-04-09, 09:19 AM
And you're already excited for your first day. I wish you a beautiful day tomorrow.

Meatpie
05-04-09, 10:44 AM
Actually my excitement vanished and anxiety has taken over.

I don't know how I will react to the smell and higladius (http://cutedeadguys.1stfreehosting.com/forums/member.php?u=30) told me when they open the guts the smell is worse than horse shit.

verlup1
05-04-09, 04:09 PM
I think you'll do great. I'm so excited for you and jealous too. I wish I could quit my job for the morgue but I actually like my job and it pays well. I would quit though if I didn't need the money. Horse shit's not so bad, they have the cops on horseback here in the parks and I can smell it blocks away. Anyway, you'll get used to it I'm sure. I think I'd be so nervous though, I think my heart would beat so fast the first day I'd worry about getting a heart attack. I hope you have a great first day tomorrow!

feetboy
05-04-09, 05:04 PM
dont worry meatpie you can do it! the guts might smell a bit, but lots of people do this job and can cope with the smell. also, think of when you wash them and make them beautiful for going back in the fridge for collection by the funeral home. think of washing their cold feet and cock, and rubbing your hand in their cold dead ass crack. if you get to stay there on your own you can even clean out a dead mouth with disinfectant, and kiss him!

Meatpie
05-04-09, 05:12 PM
Horse shit's not so bad, they have the cops on horseback here in the parks and I can smell it blocks away.

:sm (58):


dont worry meatpie you can do it! the guts might smell a bit, but lots of people do this job and can cope with the smell. also, think of when you wash them and make them beautiful for going back in the fridge for collection by the funeral home. think of washing their cold feet and cock, and rubbing your hand in their cold dead ass crack. if you get to stay there on your own you can even clean out a dead mouth with disinfectant, and kiss him!

feetboy man that aint real. You are right I must concentrate on the positive sides.

Still I am a nervous wreck.

feetboy
05-04-09, 05:13 PM
you must tell me what it is like to hold some dead feet, and to kiss some dead toes. after an autopsy after you have cleaned the body, you should take a clipping of a toenail and take it home with you, maybe a chest hair to go with it! tell me what if feels like to shove cotton up a dead ass and in a mouth and nose. it will be awsome.

tromboner1987
05-04-09, 05:19 PM
Congrats Meatpie!!! Way to set your mind to something and get it. You will be fine, try not to be so nervous. Awesome news!

useless bum
06-04-09, 03:11 AM
I hope I just don't puke or faint, thats my main worry now. I know there are medical students here who have attended autopsies so it would be great if you guys shared your experience with us.

I think you should puke. Or better to pretend as if you are horrified, etc. If you puke, there would be a less chance of your interest being discovered. Maybe not.

dsyn
06-04-09, 07:45 AM
I think it's interesting you are worried about being around deceased subjects when they in picture form turn you on.

I can only wonder what your reaction will be when you are near them in person -- that is, a deceased person that you would actually be attracted to normally.

I wish you luck, bud.

jbarn25
25-07-13, 11:40 PM
I know this is an old thread. Do you still have the morgue job MeatPie?