Why Bother, M? I downloaded a watersports porn flick the other day from that website you recommended and all it did was confirm to me that all "conventional" gay porn is boring as shit and not worth the bother. You should download this movie instead -

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4629935/Shelter_(2007)_gay_int

This was rated the third best gay-themed movie ever (apparently) and it will probably provide you with far greater satisfaction then watching a porn vid. I really, really liked it. It features just two ordinary guys - no camp queens here.
 
Most porn is boring and I'm kinda picky~ They never hump rough enough. I also really hate close ups of penetration nor do I care for oral sex in porn either (even though it's fun in real life), which most of them have. Picky with body type as well. And several other reasons.

I'll check out the video and see :p
 
Maybe you are right.

Porn is just mechanical and they moans and groans sometimes are overdone and annoy me.

I am downloading shelter now, thanks!
 
Have you watched any Japanese porn? It's sexy but they moan and cry the loudest. lol
 
Have you watched any Japanese porn? It's sexy but they moan and cry the loudest. lol

Indeed I have seen Japanese porn - I didn't notice the moaning and groaning though. I don't think Japanese guys are as cute as the Han Chinese, Thai or Vietnames guys anyway. And, in fact, now I think of it, I have never had sex with anyone from Japan either. Have you??
 
Japs are not as attractive as Italian guys imo
 
P.s. Hope you both like that movie (Shelter) as much as I did - but I guess these things are kind of personal.
 
Well, yes meatpie we have all figured out your type: tall, tanned dark haired, brown eyes, slim with some muscles but not too much, maybe a nice pert hairy ass.........:sm (15):

That stick figure is rather vulger
 
chinese are sexiest. :D
 
Well, yes meatpie we have all figured out your type: tall, tanned dark haired, brown eyes, slim with some muscles but not too much, maybe a nice pert hairy ass.........:sm (15):

That stick figure is rather vulger

Not exactly, although pretty close.

Not too tall, lean, tiny ass but strong big chest, BLUE EYES, black hair.

Big feet, and hairy

:sm (26):

Thats my type

I've been with such guys :sm (58):

That dude Alex I am hanging out with is exactly like this, competition is stiff for him so I have to be excellent too so that he can be with me.

The key is to get him drunk, very drunk then fuck and play with him

Otherwsise he wouldn't even let me touch him

I remember when we were first starting to date, I asked if he wanted a shag, he said "no way, I aint no queer".

I said OK.

Then I Got him very drunk, and fucked him raw and hard.

hehheheh

He said he liked it and agreed to be my boyfriend. I didn't care as I had many boyfriends at that time.

HAHHAHH

Things are diffeent now.

How I get them drunk.

Well I pour vodka in their cup and I put plain tab water in mine.

I say, "drink up".

Dude, says I can't.

"Pussy. Look." - and I drink up the whole cup.

Dude decides to be be a man and drinks up.

In 30 min he is out cold. I undress him, suck him, check his feet then stick it up raw.

I am very bad boy. I also jerk over the guys when they are sleeping and once the guy was so knocked out I moved him around and he couldn't wake up.

He lives in Boston now.
:sm (14):
 
Why Bother, M? I downloaded a watersports porn flick the other day from that website you recommended and all it did was confirm to me that all "conventional" gay porn is boring as shit and not worth the bother. You should download this movie instead -

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4629935/Shelter_(2007)_gay_int

This was rated the third best gay-themed movie ever (apparently) and it will probably provide you with far greater satisfaction then watching a porn vid. I really, really liked it. It features just two ordinary guys - no camp queens here.

I just watched Shelter. Oh yes, what a beautiful movie and the scenery was impressive, I understand this was shot around LA?

Thanks man :sm (1):
 
A tiny ass? Oh no,no, no no.... a tiny flat ass is very unsexy. Every guy needs a good round pert ass like this exceptional specimen :sm (34)::




I think you are confusing the ass with the hips. The main thing that makes a man sexy is his hip size - the narrower the hips the sexier - his ass size is less important. This is the main difference between men and women - women have great big fat childbearing hips and a re repulsive as a consequence. Take this example of two well known celebrities:

Brad Pitt - international sex symbol - look af the ratio of his shoulders to his hips:



Now look at Simon Cowell - ridiculed for wearing his pants too high::totalshock:



The wideness of his hips makes him very unsexy and give people the impression that he wears his trousers too high.
 
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Oh yes, I have too have jerked off over one of my sleeping partners - it's a huge turn on for me.

By the way, are there any queers in Sofia or are all your shags "straight" guys who have sex with men but who "are not gay". Fucking hypocroitical cowards.
 
Awesome and very educational thanks tadgh. Brad is my mom's favourite actor. She keeps watching his movies over and over and makes me download them for her kuz she doesn't know how to download.

LOL. Brad is beautiful yes and a damn good actor. Jude Law is much cuter for me and he is my favourite.

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I like tiny ASS, not flat but like in that pic you posted. Alex is like Brad in the body, thats probably the reason I am after him.

I can't get a boner from effeminate so I seek either straight dudes and or most bisexual.

Your post really made me think, turns out I've been with mostly guys who identified themselves as bi.

To make them more comfortable I tell them I am bi too...although you all know I am hardcore gay.

I've slept with so many guys, I should be ashamed of myself and done some wild things...like putting them on tables and I even wrapped one guy in nylon.

I avoid doing this now kuz most people find it to crazy and I tend losing partners because of my fetishes.

There are awesome bisexual dudes in Sofia, that guy Alex for example, oh man when we are on the street men and women stare at him alike, its such a turn-on.

We once when to a gay party together and all the gay guys surrounded him. I was next to him so they wouldn't touch.

But as we got drunk a gay dude I didn't know came to me and asked, "are you Alex's boyfriends? I think he is very cute".

I was irritated as it was obvious we were together but I said, "No Alex is free" just to see what they will do.

Immediately they surrounded him, bought him drunks and gave him their cell numbers. And invited him over or to another disco.

But they were so disappointed when we took a cab and went home for a fuck..

Those were the happiest days of my life, never been with a dude so hot and he is awesome in bed very gentle although ruthless with other people.

OK, I am gonna cum now.

Unfortunately because of the economic crisis dude is working shifts and we can't go out as often as we did.

He unloads coffins from planes, thats his jobs. A Bulgarian dude croaks in a foreign country, they bring him home and Alex unloads them.

He often talks about death and said he is scared and didn't want to die. Also he cried in front of me when his dog died.

I thought this was ridicilous. I rarely cry for dead raltives, let alone a dog.

So guys that appear brutal with people on the outside are actually very sensitive inside and pose as ruthless type just to hide their true soul.

I love that.

Alex is a Leo. We've been together for five years, not as partners but as sex buddies. Never said I loved him or anything.

I am developing a strategy now to be with him like boyfriends.

Any ideas? How do you make a fuck buddy your boyfriend? He is single at the moment.
 
Meatpie, you have been having sex with this guy on and off for 5 years. If a more meaningful relationship was possible with this guy, surely it would have developed naturally at this stage. It could be that, like many bisexual men I know, he enjoys sex with both men and women but can only form a loving relationship exclusively with women.

You say he is gentle in bed but at other times does he show you any affection? Does he kiss you, hold your hand, or anything like that? If he does none of these isn't it likely that he just likes the sex and has little emotional interest in you? I think you're on to a loser here, I'm afraid.

Anyway,the only way you'll find out is to talk to him about these things - in a tough, manly way of course.
 
We will see how this develops, you may be right or you maybe wrong.

I don't give up easily on guys I like.
 
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